All he wants is a comfy bed to call his own...is that too much to ask?

Dear Molly,

Since you left to travel the world, I've been sleeping in your bed every night since the day you left. I've grown accustom to your cushy yet perfectly firm mattress, and the way the sunlight hits my snout in the morning. What I'm getting at is; I overheard my mom and dad talking about how your back in MN and want your bed back. I want to know where the heck I'm suppose to sleep now?

Your Truly,

Argos Knut Lindello

ps. You have 2-3 days to respond.